Magicarping

When you go to have sex but don't know what you're doing so you flop around and hope for the best, but nothing happens...

My new boyfriend was magicarping on me last night. He was so pathetic!

by Anarkey November 13, 2013

Maricracka

Marijuana laced with crack. Combination of the word Marijuana and Crack.

Mike(pothead) - Yo Tyrone lets smoke some weed.
Tyrone(crackhead) - Nah mayne I want to smoke crack.
Jimmy - How about we buy crack and weed and call it Maricracka.

by Gunshotz February 23, 2010

marycarol

marycarol

she's a badass who gives 0 fuck she will take ur man and u will be okay with it she will eat ur food and she fights till the death.

beware of marycarol she gonna kick ur ass

by billyboburass January 11, 2018

Marinara bing bang

When you have a huge stomach cramp due to having an overdose of spaghetti

See: spaghetti

Josh: hey dude, last night I got a huge stomach cramp, I think I had too much spaghetti.
Alex: it was most probably a marinara bing bang

See marinara bing bang

by Vikothememelord July 3, 2020

mariacarla

Whether she is comparing you to a mongoose or screaming about flying rats, Mariacarla is always ready for a laugh. No one is kinder of funnier or more outgoing than a Mariacarla. She’s kind of a privacy freak yet at the same time she loves to share about herself with you. She cares deeply about those that she loves and is super loyal. Mariacarla’s are usually exotic, specifically European. Anyone would be lucky to have a Mariacarla in their life.

Where is Mariacarla? Oh she’s probably the one in the corner playing soccer like a boss.

by Flying ratzzz November 12, 2020

Marycarmen

A very beautiful name to be used only on the most beautiful girls. She has lots of confidence and looks phenomenal 24/7. She never needs validation from anyone else.

“Marycarmen is glowing!”
“YESS!! Marycarmen is slaying the game.”
“Omg she is a Marycarmen, so iconic!!”

by <3 daphneezies November 23, 2021

Man Chowder Marinara

Ejaculating inside a woman during a heavy flow.

Dave: Happy Anniversary, care for some Man Chowder Marinara?
Dave’s wife: No, you’re fucking gross. Also, that’s not a phrase people use.
**Dave goes on UrbanDictionary.com**
Dave (to self): we’ll see about that bitch.
**Dave jerks off in guest bathroom**

by Darve May 12, 2021