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White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
by thesmallC September 28, 2011
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man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.
I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.
by Chilidog December 14, 2007
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left hand man

The lowest ranking male in a gang bang with 3 or more guys and only one woman.
"Ron Jeremy wasn't always the king of the porn world. Rumor has it he was originally the left hand man in a few John Holmes movies (citation needed)."
by buster chestnutz March 30, 2010
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left hand man

A guy who will cockblock an entire friendship group of males from impressing a female by making some stupid comment, so she looses respect for the other males as she thinks their all going to be like that.
All the guys thought hey this girl is good fun we've got banter.

The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!
by Sazzy J May 12, 2014
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Left hand man

Useless peice of shit

A left hand man is a dumbass who's only purpose in life is to breathe and die.

If someone calls you their left hand man they probobly hate you.
"John is my left hand man, I hate him" "hey thats a bit mean" "25.71.5.768"
by cheese guitar September 10, 2022
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Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)
Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away
by D Flawless October 27, 2021
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two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .
jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)
by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009
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