The Peepee Poopoo Man is a ragamuffin of despicable qualities. He slinks into your bedroom whilst you sleep, then he slips his long, beguiling fingernails into your anus. He then reaches up through your digestive track, into your mouth, grabs your tongue, then pulls back down, turning you inside out and making you lick your butthole in the process
by Urmomatool November 25, 2021
Get the Peepee Poopoo Man mug.much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.
the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.
3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.
3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning
by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009
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potato chips on a sandwich
"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
by hodags1966 October 19, 2017
Get the poor man's lettuce mug.A man made entirely out of poopoopeepee. He is one of the most powerful, and most dangerous beings on earth.
by Fortguy February 26, 2019
Get the Poopoopeepee Man mug.Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.
Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?
by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023
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1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011
Get the Poor Man's Bouquet mug.A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.
Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."
Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."
Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"
by nacko420 July 5, 2010
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