Someone who after befriending actively alienates you from your existing friend groups.
These people are cunning and outgoing, usually with some personal affliction that they use as a means to justify their actions to themselves.
The friendship that is established is used as a means to extract information about their target (personality flaws, insecurities, inner thoughts, goals, opinions etc.).
This information is then conveyed in a passive aggressive manner to others.
Easily identifiable by one key attribute: the image that is created about the person they are talking about will at first harshly clash with their targets personality (though at the time, the passive aggressive manor of the delivery of this information will not invoke concern or doubt in what is being said). However, if the victim is not warned and/or remains oblivious to this betrayal, clear similarities in what is being said about them will be seen in the behavior of this victim.
e.g.:
1) The rumor that a target is irrationally paranoid hits a school from a friend of this target.
2) No one confronts the target with this information.
3) The target becomes apparent that something is being said about him or her behind their back.
4) Paranoia is evoked in the target.
5) The credibility of the lie is increased and positive associations with the teller of this lie are propagated while the discreditably of the victim is increased.
6) The lie becomes truth and is actively seen in the victim.
These people are cunning and outgoing, usually with some personal affliction that they use as a means to justify their actions to themselves.
The friendship that is established is used as a means to extract information about their target (personality flaws, insecurities, inner thoughts, goals, opinions etc.).
This information is then conveyed in a passive aggressive manner to others.
Easily identifiable by one key attribute: the image that is created about the person they are talking about will at first harshly clash with their targets personality (though at the time, the passive aggressive manor of the delivery of this information will not invoke concern or doubt in what is being said). However, if the victim is not warned and/or remains oblivious to this betrayal, clear similarities in what is being said about them will be seen in the behavior of this victim.
e.g.:
1) The rumor that a target is irrationally paranoid hits a school from a friend of this target.
2) No one confronts the target with this information.
3) The target becomes apparent that something is being said about him or her behind their back.
4) Paranoia is evoked in the target.
5) The credibility of the lie is increased and positive associations with the teller of this lie are propagated while the discreditably of the victim is increased.
6) The lie becomes truth and is actively seen in the victim.
"She's completely masseying his ass. It's so god damn funny. The poor asshole doesn't even know it."
"That's a typical masseyer if I ever did see one."
"Douchbag, that a fucking lie. You're being massey right there my friend. Cold!"
"That's a typical masseyer if I ever did see one."
"Douchbag, that a fucking lie. You're being massey right there my friend. Cold!"
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Get the the massey mug.Ok Kiddies, for this excercise, let's use "dan" as an example, shall we? As previously stated, not in so many words, "dan" is a basement dwelling, mutated, socially unacceptable troll. "dan" feeds on the slime that lines the sewer system. "dan" enjoys the company of dead people & shaven cats. "dan" doesn't like the hair, as it gets caught between the only 2 teeth he has. Massey's usually live in friend's basements, as they are so physically unappealing & foul smelling, they don't have the capability to keep a job.
"dan the massey" smells like some homeless dirty person's asshole on a hot summer day, after they had diarrhea.
by JizzleMyNizzle August 5, 2004
Get the the massey mug.Jack Massey Welsh is a known youtuber that is trolling people on his other channel JackSucksAtMc , the most subscribed toutube account that he has is JackSucksAtLife he has over 1 million subscribers , he had done an agreement with Memeouls to make a video on Urban Dictionary , the less subscribed account on youtube is SamSmellsOfApricots , he had been wating for a plack from youtube and he finnaly hit 100k subscriber and has a collection of youtube placks , he has a Tesla Model 3 , he is obsessed from 2018 with this model and is paying it with his youtube account . He says Lovely every time when he catches a hacker , he sells his merch with also lovely written on it. He also has a youtube plack obviously fake for it's doug. He has a editor named Kai , he also has a channel named Kai Ross Best
Lovely I finnaly catched a hacker.
I hate when Jack Massey Welsh says Lovely .
Finnaly I see Kai editing JackSucksAtLife video .
I hate when Jack Massey Welsh says Lovely .
Finnaly I see Kai editing JackSucksAtLife video .
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