Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 8, 2010

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face

Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”

by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021

Quief mallet

A euphemism for the male sex organ.

“You would not believe the sounds coming out of her pussy when I was pounding her with my quief mallet.”

by Acemld June 24, 2025

beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018