When a girl named Malia’s pussy smells so bad you have to cover your ears because that smells like straight ass bruh like no cap.Then she rubs her disgusting pussy lips all over your face and sharts.
by Atx.jit25 April 15, 2020
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“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018
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Taking a dump.
Taking a dump.
by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009
Get the drop off sasha and malia at the pool mug.Malia is a very weird person, has terrible taste in music, green hair and loves to say yeehaw. Malia over all is very interesting.
Yeehaw its malia
by My dog indigo April 12, 2019
Get the Malia mug.The perfect couple. Absolute goals. Every couple wishes they could be them. They are very different in hight but compliment each other perfectly. They are the cutest together. Malia is a fantastic kisser. And Tyler has already made plans to make a move on her. You wish you could be them. Malia's and Tyler's are perfect for each other!
by Yeaaaboiiiiiii May 16, 2017
Get the malia and tyler mug.Malia is a girl who has an bad attitude and can be nice when she wants. Malia is the best in any sport she plays.Malia is gorgeous and may say that she’s fat and ugly but in reality she’s a pretty girl.
by Oopsiesss October 16, 2019
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