majestic stick

the stick that rules all niggas

colins got the majestic stick

by hmm December 18, 2004

Majestic beast

Someone who is amazing

Look it's a majestic beast

by Bock jr September 2, 2016

Majestic Man

A fat little boy, who eats up lots of Twinkies and plays UO.

Want to lose weight? Please say yes, because if you don't you'll end up like a MAJESTIC MAN.

by Havard Educator April 17, 2003

Majestic Taco

A troll, or hobbit that does not leave his cave unless he is need to venture for food or excreting body wastes.

Usually a small fat troll with glasses and a friend named Santa that is actually a 35 year old hairy man from Norway.

Supports the microsoft corporation greatly, might also possibly be the biggest supplier of online time to X-Box live.

Has no balance and cannot run without having extreme exhaustion

Dude, Seth wheres your bro?

Uhh, the troll is up-stiars raiding a village, or killing sum nubs.

Ask him if he wants to go on a bike ride....

HEY MAJESTIC TACO WANNA GO ON A BIKE RIDE????

i cant im too busy with santa.....oh santa baby i love you

by Silentpenguin October 20, 2009

The Majestic Unicorn

When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.

Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight

by LumperJumper October 30, 2018

majestic lion

A sexual act where and man strokes the women pubes, while shouting RAWR like a lion

Let's do the majestic lion

by Penisfm March 29, 2015

Majestic Prance

a sexy walk that often refers to a slender, teenage girl who can dance very well, and walks very sexually.

Guy 1: "look at her majestic Prance!"
Guy2: "i'd tap that!"
Guy 1: "The way she Walks makes me Jizz in my pants!"

by Kasey Jordan Jones February 14, 2009