A troll, or hobbit that does not leave his cave unless he is need to venture for food or excreting body wastes.

Usually a small fat troll with glasses and a friend named Santa that is actually a 35 year old hairy man from Norway.

Supports the microsoft corporation greatly, might also possibly be the biggest supplier of online time to X-Box live.

Has no balance and cannot run without having extreme exhaustion

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods