NEW MAGIC WAND

A new gun

Ayo Jacques, I just got a NEW MAGIC WAND

by Phangdude101 May 21, 2019

Magic Time

When your boss/manager/superior leaves early for the day thus giving you an opportunity to also finish work early without getting caught.

Quick, let's go, it's magic time!
Look who's leaving, it's magic time!

by AlexisC March 11, 2012

the magic words

"Please", "Thank you", and "Step-off Bitch"

Never forget to use the magic words

by RockLucker69 May 22, 2016

The magic School bus.

A fictional show that's been around for awhile. The show is basically about a teacher with hair at least 10 feet and students that practically live on a magical school bus. What I mean is that the kids and the teacher Mrs.Frizzle only stay in the classroom for like 30 seconds and then they leave on the bus. They usually go in people, plants, etc. It's kinda like my bus with their conversations.

ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoOoOoO

by OofBanana January 4, 2019

Madison

Madison’s are the best friends you can ever have. They are the most smart, beautiful, caring, and fun people you will ever meet. If you have a Madison in your life, don’t let her go. She will put everyone she cares about over herself. She is very shy and insecure but when you get to know her she is the sweetest and most fun person you will ever know. Madisons are very shy when it comes to presenting or reading something in front of a lot of people. They don’t know how beautiful and intelligent they are, even if people tell them that they are. Madisons usually have light brown hair with hazel eyes or blonde hair with blue eyes. The people that a Madison cares about will never be let down by her. You can tell a Madison anything because they are great at keeping their close friend’s secrets.

I’m so glad that I have a Madison as a best friend

by Crazydonut-girl1921 May 15, 2018

Madison

A beautiful girl with a big heart. Talented, creative, and succeeds at everything she puts her mind to. She's charming and witty, and a true friend to all. So popular that even towns and counties are named after her!

"Madison is my best friend in the world. There isn't anyone else like her."
"There's a town in Wisconsin named Madison."

"Brandon is dating Madison now. How lucky is he?"

"We're going to be hanging out with Madison and Vandarius and a few other people later. Wanna join?"
"Madison just moved here from another county and now is living by the rivers. I'm so glad she's here!"

by rkb247 January 7, 2022

magic shit

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

by Ritchie May 1, 2004