The Dirty Magdalene

(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.

After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.

by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007

Ximena magdaleno

The most perfect soul in this whole world

This movie is so perfect but not as perfect as Ximena magdaleno

by Sylver Uchiha July 24, 2023

Magdalia

a beautiful woman, with a large appetite for sex, yet not promiscuous. Very smart. Independent milf. Not to be messed with, can be a witty smartass and set you in your place. Dislikes cocky Puerto Ricans & Quagmire looking ass kissers. Bikerider. Ice cream and fat fry lover. Enjoys Words With Friends. Has a sexy voice. Contagious laughter. & last but not least...a big butt :)

Security Guard: hey babeh, whats your name?

Magdalia: Magdalia. Mmhmm. :Rolls eyes:

Security Guard: Wanna see my abs?

Magdalia: No

(Ortized)

by c9v March 21, 2012

madlena

shes the hottest kooles and smartest gurl in the world

madlena is so kool and agp rulz

by erik marquez April 30, 2005

magdalen college school

Very chavy school based from a posh area of oxford, often called as the posh kids they are known for their academic excellence. Mcs also have a rivaly with a school named Abingdon, Abingdon are cunts.

He is very Magdalen College School

by Posh kid December 19, 2017

mădălina

is a bitch, usually sassy and has a big but. and heart

omg u are so mădălina

by b b o o t t y y January 30, 2019

Maddalena Hack Job

The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.

A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.

Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"

Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"

Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"

by The Fairy Godfather March 9, 2010