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Madonna Moment

- The moment experienced when a white person goes to Africa to have a picture taken with a black baby.

A madonna moment is a sought after part of any 2-week "I will save the world by (paying to) volunteering at an orphanage" vacation. Often associated with Voluntourism.
"I just had the best Madonna Moment today. The picture with me and the black baby is sooo cute!. I think I want to adopt one now".
Madonna Moment by Swayspoon July 19, 2013
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Madonna wannabe 

Any girl back in the early to mid 1980,'s that tries to dress like the pop singer Madonna.
Check out the outfit that Marcie is wearing! She looks like a Madonna Wannabe!

Madonna Arms

extremely buff arms on a woman. too fit and too muscular, similar to those of a male body builder, only not on a male
-"That chick is so in shape! Look at those guns."
-"Dude girls should not have arms that muscular, she has fricken Madonna Arms!"
Madonna Arms by HOFBrINCl March 22, 2009

Madonna fries 

The last few french fries that fall to the bottom of a fast food bag. They often get discarded into the trash and make for good dumpster food.

True story ... When Madonna was poor she used to dumpster dive. She's on record as saying she was fond of McDonald's bags because there would often be some fries at the bottom of the bag.
It seems like every time I get fast food there are always some Madonna fries that fall to the bottom of the bag.

I saw some people dumpster diving for Madonna fries the other day.
Madonna fries by BWLPack July 3, 2009

Madonna Cattle Rancher

You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.
Tom had to pay off his gambling debts on Sunday with a Madonna Cattle Rancher

madonna effect 

When you think it's the Mandela effect, but resulting from autism you mistake it for the Madonna effect.
"hey man, you messaged me to play red dead" "no i didn't, I think your experiencing the Madonna effect"

Madonna-Whore Complex 

The tendency for men to not be able to integrate the "dualisms" of women. Though EACH and EVERY female IS in fact fully capable of BOTH, it appears man's greatest challenge is to resolve them both in the same woman, thus these two aspects of the female must be relegated into two very separate and distinct categories--one or the other, black or white, Madonna or Whore. It's a shame men can't just accept that both are available to them in the same woman.
She's a Madonna, and a Whore. This introduces a complex dilemma. Madonna-Whore Complex.