mad sex dog

Usually a girl named madison. Is willing to sleep with anyone or anything! Considered "easy to get". This girl is not into dating. She just loves to have those one night stands. She is the girl who will go to a club and bring back at least 5 guys.

I fucked this mad sex dog last night.

by nhs1979 October 15, 2010

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

by mad dog123 December 15, 2008

Mad dogging it

when you get straight up dogged with the dogger

imm straight up mad dogging it right now

by mog dogger fan 347 June 2, 2025

Mad Dog

A mysterious entity existing for countless millennia. First depicted as the Egyptian god Anubis, the Mad Dog has been mentioned in countless texts from around the globe spanning centuries. He is described as having almost god like powers. It is unknown if the Mad Dog is still among us but it is speculated in recent years he will bring upon the end of the world.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Mad Dog?

Person 2: You mean the god like figure?

Person 1: Yarp.

by KryptTombtroll March 14, 2021

Mad Dog

When someone (usually a male, but in some cases a female) hits on the opposite sex. "Mad dogging" can be successful or lead to a good ol' slap in the face.

"Yo, what's Taylor up to tonight?"
"I heard he's mad doggin' some girl from the bar."
"Woof!"

by rachelpuke October 1, 2014

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Mad Dogged

The act of getting stalked by someone you don't want to talk to, but they are persistent to the point you can't go anywhere until you have talk to them.

I tried to come over to your pad, but my neighbor Mad Dogged me into hearing about her latest ailment.

by jasonace October 21, 2015