macaroni juice

The watery liquid derived from a heaping bowl of improperly prepared elbow noodles mixed with gooey cheese.

"Dang, Bro! You got your macaroni juice all up in my hard drive."

"I like to improperly prepare horrible tasting macaroni and cheese so I can drink the disgusting, watery macaroni juices."

by Nadrielle March 12, 2009

Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.

Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.

by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021

Stir the Macaroni

When a male inserts his penis into a female's vagina and moves it in a circular motion making a noise similar to stiring macaroni.

"Baby sit tight and let me stir the macaroni for you tonight"

by Java Jibbz August 23, 2011

Macaroni Time

When a nigga in jail puts macaroni in another person ass and eats it out. 99% it’s rape

A nigga tried to macaroni time on me and I stabbed him

by Real Nigga Gaming August 14, 2018

Macaroni time

1 nigga in jail puts macaroni in 1 other niggas ass and then eats him out

When I was in jail a nigga tried to macaroni Time me and I stabbed him

by Real Nigga Gaming August 14, 2018

stir macaroni

When a man sticks a dildo up a lady's vagina and moves it in a stirring motion to pleasure her

girl: What are you doing with that dildo?
guy: Shut up Ima 'bout stir macaroni
girl: Yay!

by evilcarrot January 10, 2010

ass macaroni

ass macaroni is when you have haemorrhoids in the shape of elbow macaroni

"tia has some fine ass ass macaroni goin' on"

by @supersexysex June 13, 2014