murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 27, 2012

Murphdog

Murphdog is a person who is just so epic and rad

Person 1: woah look at her she’s just so cool I wish I could be like her

Person 2: definitely a murphdog

by Laffeetaffee April 16, 2021

Morphed

Someone who turned into a trumpet/ trumpet/ trump supporter

I am sad. Just found out a friend who I consider like a brother, has morphed into a Trumper. I'm having a difficult time wrapping my head around it. Like I think it'd be easier to explain quantum physics to the soda can I just emptied, than to reconcile what's happened here

by lil foward May 4, 2021

Murphdog

The holy being of the Murphdog Religion. He consumes pies on the daily basis and teaches science to minors. He is the coolest guy on the planet.

"Yo Bro I got an 100 on my test." , "Dude that is so like Murphdog."

by Morbinintheskib July 11, 2024

Mrs.Murphey

The teacher that tells you to get a life when you say skskskks

Girl: skskksk
Mrs.Murphey: get a life

by And I ooooop skskskksks October 23, 2019

Eddie Murphied

To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman

Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!

Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied

by NeighborhoodWriterman January 11, 2022

cillian murphey

bathroom

I need to go find cillian murphey.

by eoevans April 13, 2024