Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-
Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just
one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-
beast.
Though Kattie was a Huge
murf-
beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4
super sized McDonald extra value meal.