Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as
hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-
Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-
beast.
Though Kattie was a Huge murf-
beast, she had an
awesome out look on life, she had the
love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.