Muck

Yorkshire term for food. Very localised to Dewsbury area. Can be lengthened to 'muckment'.
"That was some good muck we had last neet"
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muck

a complete fucking lad, usually has a massive penis, has well loads of diamonds in minecraft
did you see that guy yeah he was a muck
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Muck

A game made by Dani on steam.

It is just muck,

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Person 1: sup
Person 2: m u c k
Person 1: what
Person 2: m u c k
Person 1: muck
Person 2: Muck.
Person 1: MUCK.
Repeat 5 hours
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Muck

Male "chit-chat"

A typical "muck" session may include the following: hand gestures, loud laughs, stupid inside jokes, pointless conversation, & rude comments.

(All while a women is trying to get something done, or needs assistance, or is in a rush to be some place.)
"Lindsey, why were you late for my baby shower?"
"I'm sorry, Derek ran into an old friend & they mucked it up for hours!"

I can NEVER shop with my father because he finds someone to "muck" with, in every store!
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Mucked

Derived from the word, "muck" which means "turd" or "shit".
Mucked referrs to something which is soiled.
Oh no get that kid out of the car he's mucked his pants again, what a fuckin stink that is.

"and then she held mi balls, I started chucking mi muck, I mucked all over her bloody hair, mate, oh it were all over her face. I never threw so much cum in mi life"

I were gonna pass the ball honest but I just mucked it up
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Sales manager - What are we doing for lunch today?
Employee - Lets get some MUCK MUCK.
Salesmanager - Chinese again.
Employee - Hey nothing say's loving like Hot MUCK MUCK on a rain afternoon.
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Muck

1)Slang term for vagina, a shortened version of 'muck hole'.

2)The substance that oozes from the 'muck hole' when you rub a woman the right way.

3)A slang term to describe women in general.
1)"I was with Ella the other day, man she's got the tightest muck ever!!"

2)"I was rubbing up her pussy and got muck all over my hand!!"

3)"I was down at the mall the other day dude and there was plenty of good looking muck walking around!!"
by McFucko May 27, 2004
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