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You shot out of her vagina.
Mom: "Y/A!"
You: "what?"
*complete silence until you get up and go to her.*
by YoMomsSugaMomma July 11, 2017
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Moms are amazing. They look after you and are always there for you no matter what. If your mum tells you off, it doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you.
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by Somerandomguy October 26, 2018
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Mom we ran out of Lays!
by watches February 10, 2019
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A term of endearment. Usually used for a woman who you look up to or idolize.
"Lana Del Rey is such a mom. Her music, her personality, and her fashion is beyond."
by cleo4211 December 18, 2014
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1. The person who gave birth to you.

2. A nickname for Roger H.
"You make a mean Mac n' Cheese Mom."

"Nice tackle out there Mom; you're a freaking beast today!"
by Rogizzle April 6, 2005
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A woman who puts everyone and everything else first, to the point that she loses herself along the way. She thinks of everyone else first, but is usually the last to be thought of. She sacrifices selflessly sun up to sun down. She pushes on tirelessly, though others (mostly Dads) don't notice her efforts. She receives no pay, but when she finally gets a moment of recognition it's the best reward in the world to her.
Why are you so tired Mom?
by SupaDupaMe April 3, 2016
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a mom is someone who birthed you and has cared for you your whole life and has never let you down. if a mom has ever let you down she has become a mother. a mom will go to the moon and back just to see you smile.

love your mom
hi mom

hi sweetie how is your day going
by wazzap046 May 12, 2020
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