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Reverse Mitosis

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
by karlplant May 26, 2022
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Hideki Mitori

Hideki Mitori is a sweet and caring person who can make your heart flutter. At first, he is very shy and reluctant, but as soon as he gains your trust, he will always give the same energy back. He is a good listener and can make you laugh (it takes a while to get there though). Once he falls for you, he will make sure you are cared for and protected. Be careful when you are near a Hideki Mitori, you might end up falling in love.
I love Hideki Mitori; he's such a cute boyfriend.

All women deserve their own Hideki Mitori.
by robotsgf August 3, 2022
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Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018
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Mitosis

Verb. Transitive.

Conveying properties or current conditions of your toes.
Examples:
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".

3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.
by Please call me Marvin July 19, 2016
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mitor

you little mitor
by chuck nelson April 25, 2011
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Mitochondria

A science term for the powerhouse (or Mighty Mouse!) of the cell.
Stop standing on my God damn mitochondria glasses!
by MORIAAAA. January 20, 2007
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Mitosterbation

Sex with a clone of oneself.
"We did not clone you for mitosterbation. At least get out of my office!"
by Qman3000 August 17, 2008
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