missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.

1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015

mississippilessly

(adv.) to count without the use of the word Mississippi. (e.g., 1, 2, 3). Popularized by Ross Geller from the sit-com Friends, in the episode "The One With Ross's Tan".

"I barely got to three Mississippi."
"You're only supposed to count to five!"
"Mississippilessly?"

by alrightbucko July 8, 2018

Missing Left Slop

Def ;The slop that doesn't go on the right foot, however it does fit the left foot like a glove , but for your foot

Description ; A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from

mean old thorns
Value ; Extremely valuable if you have weak ass feet (a true beach Pc never wears Slops)
Use ; can be used as a slapping devise for those people who just don't know the value of a box of "eet-sum-mor" biscuits

This is really important , My slop has gone missing if you should see It ( It- Because this is 2019 there is no Gender)

please pick It up and look after It , It likes any chocolate cereal or anything with sugar , if you don't want to give something to your kids because the food has too much sugar in It, give that to my missing Left Slop , my Left Slop also hates Sticky Chicken with a passion (salad Sandwich with Mayo over that shit).
It loves long walks on the beach and a good old romantic movie will get you to second base (so from A to B )
Please It is Black and It has a grey strap,

now that I don't have my left slop, i feel incomplete ,also I stood on a thorn ( sad face)

looking for my Missing Left Slop

Me : If anyone sees a Missing Left Slop that is black with a Grey strap and the brand is Lizzard please keep it for me it's mine. It should either be in Skyline, lost property or L2 but it is definitely not in Plett or in Cape Town , the Lizzard Shop has a few slops but none that match, it is also not in Gate Way Mall. With my Slop missing i am forced to do a HandStand until i get it back.

The Internet : Hey Georgie do you want my left Slop?

A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from mean old thorns

by nogarDregniG January 3, 2019

Missionary Position Football

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 1, 2015

missog

derived from old London slang fissog facenow transposed into
Missog miserable face

"dont be such a Missog"

by peter whitton November 4, 2007

Mississippi Rumbler

When you sit on the table, and you fart. The resulting roaring sound is a Mississippi Rumbler.

Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?

Dalen: No I haven't.

Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!

Dalen: Oh man!

by The Mississippi Rumbler November 12, 2009