Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.
"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
by huck & shred November 28, 2013
A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.
Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
by TBONE74 April 01, 2019
I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.
Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.
Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.
by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 14, 2021
Paul momentarily wished he had a Minnesota Missile.
by DDHAN55118 November 09, 2008
by mj_oblio February 29, 2004
A futuristic weapon of mass destruction that was last seen on iron man. Similar to that of a cluster bomb except way more powerful.
by Jericho5216556 April 07, 2009
The perfect all in one meal. It contains vegetables, unknown meats, dairy, flat bread and spices which provide enough energy to walk home after striking out at the bar. Otherwise known as a "donair"
I really wanted to take that blond home tonight...I guess I'll have to pound back a d-missile on the lonely walk home instead.
by 140 gordy January 22, 2009