Milk

Milk is the substance that runs from a cow's solanum mammosum, which is also called "udder." The solanum mammosum also contains a cow's urethral tract, in which the urine flows, therefore making "milk" cow urine.

Mabel : "Would you look at that cow! It has some nice milk!!"
Alex : "Mabel! The milk is delicious! Like cow pee!"
Katherine : "Surely you ladies know that milk in fact is urine!!!!!"
Alex and Mabel in unison: "WOW!!!"
Lenni : smh "Amateurs, the udders are both boobs AND the wee wee! 2 Boobs or 4!?!?!?!?!?!?"

by i<3cowpee123 January 18, 2015

Milk

Milk is the best drink ever and the people who drinks it is THICC

I drink milk

by A true bonner July 11, 2020

Milk

The act of playing a game where 2+ males sit across from Echother and masturbate, the last man to ejaculate into the bucket has to either drink the ejaculit out of the bucket or play one in the chamber. This whole act was done with a kneuse around the participants necks.

"I'm thinking of inviting bill over later and play milk"

by Dickningman March 10, 2017

Milk

This means “mother I’d like to kiss.”
This version of milk is similar to MILF, meaning “mother I’d like to fuck” however in this case it’s for people who are sex repulsed, asexual, or just have a mother who they don’t quite want to fuck, just kiss on the lips.

“Linda Monroe is SUCH a milk!”
“Don’t you mean milf?”
“Nah bro, sex is gross!”

by Mai. April 7, 2021

Milk

To describe someone that acts like a baby (the drinker of milk) e.g Someone that cannot withstand banter or other teasing.

Person 1: "You're gay."
Person 2: Not needed, why are you being like this *boohoo*
Person 1: What a milk!

by Malllllll September 12, 2010

milk

1. adj. hip, cool, or jive.
2. vrb. to squeeze
3. vrb. an inference of a jest

damn, this jolt gum is milk

this damn slot machine milked the money out of me

you fucked my gramma? are you milking me?

by hamboy May 3, 2003

milk

The thick, white, creamy smoke substance that will arise from the sacred RooR in such as a scenario as someone burning WEED IN THE BOWL of a bong whilst taking a fat rip.

FUCKING MILKED!!!

by Fucking ChronicMcNabb420 August 24, 2009