Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022
Get the Midnight Retardationmug. The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...
by Midnight Black Worshipper August 6, 2015
Get the midnight blackmug. Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms
by anonymous February 2, 2018
Get the midnight materialmug. A feeling of intense sadness and shame for the past or the dreading of events to come, stemming from overthinking as a result of sleep deprivation. This often occurs late at night, but can usually be remedied by simply sleeping.
“Babe I’ve been crying again, I miss you so much!”
“Just get some rest. You’ve got the midnight blues.”
“Just get some rest. You’ve got the midnight blues.”
by Carnefice July 24, 2019
Get the Midnight Bluesmug. That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.
Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.
by pooter diddler October 28, 2013
Get the midnight picklermug. An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.
Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010
Get the Midnight essaymug. by cornyshat November 17, 2020
Get the Midnight Bozomug.