by banana-phone March 9, 2010
Get the Metric Asstonmug. Looking and judging a womans body, Consentrating on her ass shape, breast size, legs, arms, face and hair.
by Bone Hard June 22, 2012
Get the Bio Metricsmug. The exact amount of something it takes to choke a sperm whale. This is of course a poor measurement, as a sperm whale is enough to choke a sperm whale.
by maccers247 November 18, 2010
Get the metric fucktonmug. Dude, there was a shit ton of people at the party last night.
Well, I was gonna say a metric buttload. I guess we're both right.
Well, I was gonna say a metric buttload. I guess we're both right.
by djsyndo October 11, 2010
Get the metric buttloadmug. The special move commonly used by experimental band Indiephone during instances of mortal combat.
During a spirited performance of their hit Metrixxx, Orpheus Higginsigginsabottle-Smyth (the EU High Comissioner for Units at the time), jumped onto the stage and began to verbally abuse frontman The Ridiculous Sleeve for what he called his uneuropean propaganda.
The High Comissioner was not heard from until 3 days afterwards, when he emerged, naked and shaking, from a sewage pipe near Cardiff. When asked to recount his ordeal, his only words were "They went metric on my arse".
During a spirited performance of their hit Metrixxx, Orpheus Higginsigginsabottle-Smyth (the EU High Comissioner for Units at the time), jumped onto the stage and began to verbally abuse frontman The Ridiculous Sleeve for what he called his uneuropean propaganda.
The High Comissioner was not heard from until 3 days afterwards, when he emerged, naked and shaking, from a sewage pipe near Cardiff. When asked to recount his ordeal, his only words were "They went metric on my arse".
by Tim The Manager March 1, 2008
Get the metric systemmug. One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.
by Max Reasons August 28, 2004
Get the metric fucktonmug. Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.
by eltjim November 12, 2004
Get the metric shitloadmug.