Melbourne

A city in Victoria, Australia that is mostly populated by sick cunts. The weather is either cold as all fuck or hotter than Miranda Kerr. The air and water quality is possibly the best in the world, which can also be said for the beaches. Also home to Cloud Nine, the maddest nightclub that is full of mad kents that play the hardest Melbourne bangers. The city is also overflowing with Eshays (commonly known as Lads). Overall, Melbourne is the best scene on the earth.

"Melbourne is the phreshest place on earth. All cities should be like Melbourne"
"That track 'Melbourne Sound' goes off in the club!"
"Melbourne is home to the best underground tracks"
"Check out that siq lad, he must be from Melbourne"

by Mr.Excitement December 29, 2015

Melbourne

To Melbourne is to change your opinions fast and without warning. Like the Melbourne weather.

"Man he is such a Melbourne"

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

Melbourne

A city where the weather is f*cked up. It would be so different today to what it was yesterday and what it will be tomorrow.

Guy 1- Bro Melbourne's weather has been so fucked recently
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!

by The Bont October 8, 2017

Melbourne

A pretty city in Victoria. there are lots of dogs and cafes as well as pretty gardens and cool stuff to do in the city.
everyone here is really nice and its kinda like portland or newyork with less people and better coffee (best coffee ever here). Melbourne is also know for its four seasons in one day cause the weather changes a lot!
if you live in melbourne or were born there you are a melbournion

"hey im going to melbourne!"
"cool drink lots of coffee!"
"hey lets have a picnic its really hot and sunny"
"nah its meant to rain later"

by istilldontgettumbler November 6, 2017

Melbourne

melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.

"look at that kid, he looks like an eshay from Melbourne,"

by the jet black wings July 25, 2019

Melbourne

Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies

Guy 1: should we go to Melbourne

Guy 2: fuck that shithole lets go to the middle of fucking nowhere

by Mika Job October 22, 2020

Melbourne

Melbourne is a great place, has lots to do, great history, amazing public transport and is of course the birthplace of footy. Everything about Melbourne is great, including the people.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.

I’m from Melbourne btw.

Chinese: wife we should move to melbourne!!!
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.

by Chris Wilder November 9, 2021