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Last Measure

A nasty website that spawns an endless flurry of pop-up windows with various porn pics. Accompanied by a loud sound clip: "HEY EVERYBODY!! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!"

What to do when encountering Last Measure:
1. Turn off the monitor before the images load.
2. Turn off the speakers before the sound loads.
(If you can, do steps 1 and 2 at the same time.)
3. Hard reboot the computer.
As I'm writing this, I just got Last Measure'd and had to hard reboot the computer.
by Oxeye Daisy November 12, 2008
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Measurebator

(in photography): Someone, almost always a guy, who gets so caught up in the technical specs of a camera to the point of endlessly repeating stats in numerous online forum postings and arguing which camera is better solely on specs; who conversely almost never takes any pictures.
"Did you hear Phil got a new camera?"

"Of course I did, how could I not? That measurebator has been spewing nothing but megapixels and JPG and RAW and other crap ever since he got it. The only way to shut him up is to ask to see a photo he's taken with it."
by sbphotographer April 2, 2010
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Measurable Eternity

A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.

Examples:

The last day of school before summer vacation begins.

The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.

Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.

Any business meeting.
Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.
by weasel1969 December 24, 2019
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Meady

Meady - from Mediocre

Meaning disappointing or 'weak sauce' (even small)
Can be applied to objects, situations and people
"How much did they charge you bro! That plate's looking kinda meady."
by SE(something) March 1, 2021
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Meadhbh

1.To be incredibley brave
2.An Irish Name
1.Guy 1:WOW!She just saved those kids from that burning building!
Guy 2:Yeah,shes a total Meadhbh.

2.Guy 1:Hey thats that Irish girl,whats her name?
Guy 2:Thats Meadhbh!I heard she once saved some kids from a burning building.
by NinjaGirl October 10, 2008
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whore's measure

The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.
My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".
by Pseudonym February 2, 2005
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mease

a really beautiful girl, has rockin hips, a great smile, an all around great person, kinda quite, loves to laugh, and likes to party
Man, that girl that girl, Abby is a mease.
by JustAnotherMan November 6, 2009
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