mcjugernut

When you save up your cum for about a week a blow the fattest load ever

Ohh Denise I’m bout to give you the fattest mcjugernut facial ever

by Destroyer_69 March 24, 2018

mcjob

the worst job with the best people. where people only spit in your food if you fuck with them or their girlfriend. where you can walk around a corner and see someone say "connie, don't make me smackabitch!" and all 3 of you laugh your asses off together. Where you can make gay jokes with a gay manager and have him laugh along with you.

I hate to love my mcjob, but i REALLY love to hate it.

by fuckbag58 November 8, 2007

rad mcjazz

the awesomest of awesome..

Dude your penguin is so rad mcjazz

by E-Rek December 28, 2005

mcjob

an Enron 401K plan

What you have left after your company screws you.

Would you like fries with that Mr. Lay?

At least I still have my mcjob.

by Enrico Fermi November 28, 2003

mcjob

Pretty much what graduates of the class of 2003 are going to have to settle for.

Man, my mcjob at that fast food joint is taking me nowhere, but I can't find anything better.

by quamp July 21, 2003

Jeans McJumpsuit

When your blue jeans go up past your shirt and come out as a collar.

Jeff sydor is gay

by Sphinctar March 17, 2004

McJuggerNuggets

1. McJuggerNuggets is the alias of YouTuber Jesse Ridgway, a 23-year-old unemployed manchild who is notorious for his 'psycho' video series, which involves having his video games destroyed as punishment by his father ('psycho dad') for being the unemployed lazy git he is, or his fights with his brother. The acting in the videos is generally hyperbole.

His fanbase consists majorly of 'Juggies'; 12 year old Minecraft fans who swarm the comment sections of his videos, napalming anyone who attempts to expose Jesse's lies with a torrent of broken English.

His videos have been debunked as being faked many times. Despite Jesse milking thousands in YouTube revenue, he still claims to be poor and struggling, convincing his Juggy bitches to mail him free consoles and games only for them to be destroyed for his videos. This in turn creates more profit for the pathetic sack of shit.

An average video on McJuggerNuggets:

Jesse: "OH HEY JUGGIES! I'm about to prank my stupid brother. (fake laughing)"

(Dad walks in room)
Dad: "I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS! I TOLD YOU TO GET A FUCKING JOB AND GET A HAIRCUT!"

Jesse: "FUCK YOU DAD! YOU DON'T FUCKING OWN ME EVEN THOUGH I LIVE OFF OF YOU."

(Dad slamdunks Jesse then grabs his 58th Xbox, throws it in a woodchipper.)

Jesse: (Lemongrab screaming) "YOUTUBE IS A JOB!! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!! I HURT MY SPLEEN!! STOP FUCKING FILMING ME!!"

(this is ironic considering that the videos of his own tantrums are his only source of income.)

by Canid-Kaiba June 19, 2016