Andrew Martinez

The funniest comedian in the world today.

I watched Andrew Martinez's videos on MySpace and laughed so hard my uterus popped out. Now I'm sterile.

by wagging my clit dick September 14, 2007

filthy martinez

Licking the underside of the twat while sticking a bottle of Corona up their butthole.

Last night I met this broad that let me give her a filthy martinez.

by dshnizzle January 17, 2006

Bloody Martinez

The act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her vagina during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bloody reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.

I fucked her pussy hard, but when I fell asleep, that bitch gave me a bloody martinez that I found when I looked in the mirror the next morning.

by S Elizabeth January 15, 2006

Jan Martinez

Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat

I had great sex last night

With who

Jan Martinez

Of course it's good sex, he is the BEST

by lolololaposajjfhasgdhk,bsd. October 25, 2018

Saucy Martinez

Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.

Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.

He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.

by Ely Von Doom August 1, 2018

melaine martinez

melaine martinez is a american singer!

she creates amazing addictive songs that have

deep meanings/depressing meanings. melaine

martinez most famous song according to google

is cake and playdate! but as i was saying melaine

martinez is an amazing song artist her songs are

amazing yet sad its very addicting! for me i love

her songs in general and they are amazing! hope

everyone else can agree or not its your opinion!

melaine martinez is an amazing song artist! :)

by miaa<33 January 14, 2022

diego martinez

diego Martinez my top definition for diego Martinez is that he is a good friend and always keeps his shoes clean no matter what. He also comes over to your house and eats all your junk food and plays games, but by him self

Last night diego Martinez ate all my junk food with out asking

by he eats all ur junk food February 23, 2019