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majestic nite

Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.
I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.
by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008
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Majestic Moose

One of the mani interesting furry animals yu mai see on a høliday in Sweden this yer.
A Majestic Moose once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
by RFenyman December 25, 2008
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Majestic Piledriver

The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.
"Hey Zack, what's wrong."

"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".
by Some really white kid June 20, 2011
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Majestic juice

Juice extracted from grapes and oranges to make a jeezy blend
by The Red eyed creeper October 30, 2014
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Breasta Majesta

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!
"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"
by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010
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Majestical

Something that is beautiful, gracefully, and all-around magical!

The term was also used in the movie Hunt for the Wilder People, directed by Taika Waititi
That zebra's pretty majestical, aye?
by RickyBaker November 18, 2017
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majestic scrotum

a scrotum of complete and utter majesty.
THE QUEEN: how is ones "majestic scrotum" today?

PRINCE PHILLIP: they are of a very majestic state
by matt and adz July 2, 2008
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