A crazyyy comedian who is presently in The Wedding Singer on broadway (based on Adam Sandler's movie, The Wedding Singer), which is amazing and was nominated for 5 Tony's including best musical. He is amazing in the show and all of his songs are hilarious.
by Andrea June 18, 2006
Get the Stephen Lynchmug. Comedian who sings songs about things people don't think about all to often. Like hermaphrodites, men with one testicle, loving a dead body, being superheros, dead puppies, the short curly hair on the soap, grandfather dieing so you can get his inheritance, ugly babys, gynochologists, your dad catching you masterbating and much much more! Visit his website, www.stephenlynch.com!
Lullaby, by Stephen Lynch
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
by Sylk Cream October 6, 2005
Get the Stephen Lynchmug. by KageXerox January 30, 2019
Get the Becky Lynchmug. by Pixiedog May 2, 2013
Get the Ross Lynchmug. by Jobystudio August 15, 2018
Get the Becky Lynchmug. by Becky Lynch Lover December 23, 2016
Get the Becky Lynchmug. A RunningBack who can taste the Rainbow and Runs all over the new Orleans aints. Also see BeastMode
He used to play for the Bills, and now plays for the Seahawks. His power gets multiplied when skittles are around. If he wasn't good enough, if there is a Saint around, it triples. Either that or the saints sucks.. which they do. Thus he gained a share of the club and became an owner of the New Orleans saints
He used to play for the Bills, and now plays for the Seahawks. His power gets multiplied when skittles are around. If he wasn't good enough, if there is a Saint around, it triples. Either that or the saints sucks.. which they do. Thus he gained a share of the club and became an owner of the New Orleans saints
Drunk saint fan: its going to be different! this is the 4th time! Marshawn Lynch will be shut down!!!
NFL fan: who was the QB of the saints in 2005?
Drunk Saint Fan: .........
NFL fan: who was the QB of the saints in 2005?
Drunk Saint Fan: .........
by b17 January 31, 2014
Get the Marshawn Lynchmug.