lurker

one who follows you on the slots and waits for you to go broke on a machine that hasnt paid off... then wins a shitload of money off your machine. usually in old lady form.

OMFG, that lurker just took my 1,000,000$ jackpot... the whore...

by [LOLMAN] April 11, 2006

lurker

a zit or a pimple that "lurks" under your skin.

When I awoke this morning, I noticed a big lurker on the tip of my nose!

by Lola August 13, 2004

Lurkers

People who hang at the skatepark and smoke weed all day instead of skating.

"yo i think we'll be the only ones at the skatepark today"

"nah man theres always the fuckin lurkers"

by suicidalwonton August 19, 2009

lurker

Just like a creeper but with less status and less friends! Is usually alone in his creepiness thus making him a lurker!

Did you see that lurker eying Julie in the bar?!

by Heather January 31, 2005

Lurkers

For online slang, it means "SHIT! My Goddamn parents are behind me! SHIT... DON'T CURSE GODDAMNIT!"

AIM (AOL Instant Messenger)
WarDevil3333 : Crap, lurkers are here.
GregVa89 : Oh, ok. Hello Mr. and Mrs. Devil, I love your son. he is so handsome.

by Alex and Greg April 5, 2003

lurker

Someone that, when you're trying to do something you don't want other people seeing, always seems to walk in and/or be hanging arround, preventing you from doing said thing.

Such people are often buzzkill and don't realise it.

Man, everytime my girlfriend and I try to make out, we keep getting a lurker.

Sorry dude, I can't click on that page; I have a lurker.

by Anonymous December 24, 2004

lurker

Annoying people that never reveal their online presence when using IM software, preferring instead to appear AFK, or not there at all.

Andy: Is Carl on YIM? I want to tell him I'm sleeping in his spare room this weekend.
Me: No idea, the lurker's not on my list.

by Digital Shaman April 21, 2005