lurker

one who follows you on the slots and waits for you to go broke on a machine that hasnt paid off... then wins a shitload of money off your machine. usually in old lady form.
OMFG, that lurker just took my 1,000,000$ jackpot... the whore...
by [LOLMAN] February 26, 2006
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a zit or a pimple that "lurks" under your skin.
When I awoke this morning, I noticed a big lurker on the tip of my nose!
by Lola August 14, 2004
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People who hang at the skatepark and smoke weed all day instead of skating.
"yo i think we'll be the only ones at the skatepark today"

"nah man theres always the fuckin lurkers"
by suicidalwonton August 19, 2009
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Just like a creeper but with less status and less friends! Is usually alone in his creepiness thus making him a lurker!
Did you see that lurker eying Julie in the bar?!
by Heather February 01, 2005
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For online slang, it means "SHIT! My Goddamn parents are behind me! SHIT... DON'T CURSE GODDAMNIT!"
AIM (AOL Instant Messenger)
WarDevil3333 : Crap, lurkers are here.
GregVa89 : Oh, ok. Hello Mr. and Mrs. Devil, I love your son. he is so handsome.
by Alex and Greg April 06, 2003
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Someone that, when you're trying to do something you don't want other people seeing, always seems to walk in and/or be hanging arround, preventing you from doing said thing.

Such people are often buzzkill and don't realise it.
Man, everytime my girlfriend and I try to make out, we keep getting a lurker.

Sorry dude, I can't click on that page; I have a lurker.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004
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Annoying people that never reveal their online presence when using IM software, preferring instead to appear AFK, or not there at all.
Andy: Is Carl on YIM? I want to tell him I'm sleeping in his spare room this weekend.
Me: No idea, the lurker's not on my list.
by Digital Shaman April 21, 2005
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