LONGOPOTOMUS

LARGE OVERWEIGHT NOCTURNAL GOOBER

I THINK THAT THERE IS A LONGOPOTOMUS LURKING IN THE CAVE.

by IVAN THE BADMITTEN CHAMP July 30, 2009

longoes

longoes means long toes.

damn she got some longoes.

by cool lady1001 January 13, 2020

Longoria

A person in the military service who serves no real purpose,uses up most of the resources in the area while being lazy and complains about everything.

You are so lazy, you are being a fucking Longoria!

by Derek Norman September 17, 2007

Eric Luong

Gayest person on earth that sucks alot of 2 inches dick for lunch.

GAY ERIC LUONG

Man this dude is pulling an Eric Luong.

by 陈老师 October 21, 2020

Luong Itus

To be Unexplainaby Obsessed with a single person, it is neither love nor hatred but an extreme desire to be with them which could be described as Love in the future, this will happen in an instant and is only curable by GETTING OVER the person who it is about

Luong Itus
"unnamable Persone" OMG u see that girl shes lovely whats her name ???
"LUCY" OMG U SAID HER NAME i now feel all lovely inside Y ARE U TORTURING ME

by wanker coz he will hate me November 30, 2010

Steven Luong

Some Asian idiot that considers jerking off a sport. Is obviously good at math because he is Asian. Tho he can play sports.

Hey do you consider jerking off a sport

HEY DONT SAY THAT YOU ARE GONNA BECOME A STEVEN LUONG

by Nandaini December 30, 2018

Luongoal

A goal against Vancouver Canucks goaltender Roberto Luongo that isn't his fault. Typically it is a shot from behind the net that:
1. Gets punched by one of the Canucks defencemen into the net.
2. Rebounds off Luongo's back or the butt of his stick and into the net.
3. Ricochets off of five players' skates and into the net.

The Nashville Predators scored 4 luongoals in Western Conference semifinals against the Vancouver Canucks.

by mannaids June 12, 2011