Skip to main content

meat sludge luge expert

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
mugGet the meat sludge luge expert mug.

You Win Some, You Luge Some

A snarky version of "You win some, you lose some." Popularized during the 2010 Olympics when Nodar Kumaritashvili, a 21-year-old Georgian luger, was killed in a training crash. The video was widely distributed and fairly explicit, as he crashed into a steel pillar at nearly 90mph. The event spawned numerous internet memes.
Canadian Prime Minister: We spent over $100 Million dollars preping athletes as part of the "Own the Podium" program for Vancouver. What is the status of our goal?

Canadian Olympic Committee Chair: We have roughly 1/3 the medals of the USA. We are tied with South Korea, a country that does not technically have a winter.

PM: Well, "You win some, you luge some."
by goldie1 February 22, 2010
mugGet the You Win Some, You Luge Some mug.

cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.
1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.
by Mr. E. Man6969 August 27, 2018
mugGet the cooch luge mug.

lugee isnt for kids

by j m;bnkctee grb.kw4mv January 18, 2019
mugGet the lugee isnt for kids mug.

Dick luge

Stacey is a total dick luge - she is always looking for d’s”
by ChadKroegerFan1 January 23, 2019
mugGet the Dick luge mug.

Anal Luge

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.
Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.
by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019
mugGet the Anal Luge mug.

Mud Luge

When you poop down the cleavage of a woman.
Hannah wants me to preform a mud luge on her.
by Shlumpeddd September 25, 2019
mugGet the Mud Luge mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email