Dylan Ludwig

Guy with an incredibly tiny microscopic penis; roughly the size of an ant. Get's no females, and has no hustle or grind. Is a lazy fat fuck, that smells like Cheetos and onions.

Damn Dylan Ludwig, you're a faggot !

by Phxntm June 27, 2017

Ludwig

1. A "pussy" or someone who is very cowardly
2. Slang for female genetalia
3. An term representing an individual's feminism and/or anti-masculinity

1. I knew he wouldn't throw a punch, he's such a Ludwig.
2. Dude, her Ludwig was so tight last night.
3. Four guys are attending the party; well, three guys and the other is a Ludwig.

by PMI March 25, 2008

Ludwig

A racial slur directed against white people

"Turn off that country music you dirty ludwig!"

by Boater620 October 19, 2011

Ludwig Ahgren

Famous detective, singer, and dancer. Despite all of that he still can't reach the top shelf.

Person: Hey Lud, do you mind grabbing me the-
Ludwig Ahgren: We've been through this!
Person: Oh sorry Lud

by thinknoodlz August 3, 2021

Ludwig's Folley

When a man consistently tries to create relationships with girls who just want to have sex.

John is always trying to turn his friends with benefits into his girlfriends. Why can't accept it when he has a good thing going? Another classic example of Ludwig's Folley.

by TylerDurden131 November 17, 2014

ludwig

when two females combine their eggs to create a child. This child is known as a ludwig.

Patty and her girlfriend Penelope noticed that their baby was a little different than the others. However, they blamed this predicament on the fact that the baby is a ludwig.

by ludwig baby March 9, 2010

Ludvig

A short spastic that is always tired at school. He never studies and instead spends his making awful music and playing videogames. In his music he has rapped about Nazi Germany. He's also a midget/hobbit.

Ludvig fell asleep during Björn's class! Very funny XD

by ArvidW November 25, 2019