A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
Get the lotion chimp mug.When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.
by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011
Get the lotion overdose mug.To ball so hard that absolutely no mother fuckers can find you to swag harder than any one who is Justin arnolding. To fuck bitches and get money on an astronomical level
by Jiggaman555 May 9, 2013
Get the loftising mug.When a loofy is being generally fluffy and or adorable and happily bouncing/dancing about. Can also be used to describe a loofy going on adventures.
The loofy was so happy for the cookie that the loofy was happily loofing aaround.
The loofy had so much fun loofing about the forest, exploring it, and playing games.
The loofy had so much fun loofing about the forest, exploring it, and playing games.
by Hawk_Jedilord May 26, 2018
Get the Loofing mug.An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
by havokhell November 29, 2021
Get the lotion queen mug.Lötrich is that guy in school who grew his hair during corona quarantine and now looks like my around 20 year dead Grandma.
by Jopaizzda January 25, 2022
Get the Lötrich mug.Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
by stone definition August 6, 2014
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