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True Forced Loneliness

A group of people (mainly guys/men) who are unable to attract women and are unsuccessful in the dating scene. They realize that when it comes to dating, it is primarily about looks, and they criticize dating specialists for lying to vulnerable people about how to attract women.

There are many misconceptions about these people such as them hating women, feeling that they are entitled to a woman's affection or that a woman should never reject them. Most TFLers actually believe the contrary and point out the fact that the world just isn't fair and it's not someone's fault if they are unattractive.

Common members of this community on YouTube consist of: Heed and Succeed, Oreo Man/Savvy guy, KentTV, Blaze1, and Jamil the King
"Has Steve never had a girlfriend?"
"Nah bro, he's a TFLer"

"What does TFL stand for?"
"True Forced Loneliness"
by Uncool dude December 16, 2018
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Lonely Viking

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".
Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.
by aliens9700 May 10, 2007
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Lonely Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.
"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"
by Thewalkingdead619 June 18, 2009
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Lance McClain

Lance mcclain deserves more love
Lance mcclain is bi fite me
by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018
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Terminal Lance

A lance corporal in the USMC that will never make it past the rank of E-3 for one reason or another.
Who cares about my PFT im a terminal lance anyways.
by Super Duper lcpl Q.. May 26, 2009
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Lonely Space Vixens

An adult video that Grandpa Lou Pickles once rented, along with two Reptar movies he rented for Tommy and Chuckie.

Nothing is known of its plot (or lack thereof, it being porn), but its premise can be inferred from its title and cover illustration: multiple nubile, green-skinned, purple-haired, humanoid alien women are lacking studly males of their own race, and need studly male humans to keep them company and satiate their carnal urges.

One of the finer examples of humor meant for the adults watching their kids' cartoons, in a time when parents were not nearly as anal and intrusive into their kids' interests as they are today. *cough* Parents Television Council *cough*
Grandpa Lou Pickles: "And my personal favorite, 'Lonely Space Vixens'! Heh-heh-heh! Now, that's for after you go to bed."

(Tommy and Chuckie stare blankly, the innuendo lost on them.)
by Trey4Life November 19, 2011
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lonely

Adjective
1. An adjective describing one who finds him or her self looking up words such as lonely on urbandictionary.com because he or she misses his or her loved one, or has not yet found one to be named as such.

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2. 12:42 a.m.: Sitting in front of a computer in the dead of night, wondering where the girl that you've fallen madly in love with is and most of all, why she's not here, next to you. Usually this condition can be cured by random yet enthusiastic reiteration of the phrase: "I love you, Diana!"
by Void June 20, 2004
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