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Log Jamb

Having two or more turds exceeding eight inches in the bowl at one time. They can either be criss crossed or lined up parallel but they will need some assistance getting flushed.
Dude, I had to use the handle on your plunger to break up a log jamb.
by Benny the Pig November 23, 2009
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log jammer

When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.
After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.
by Byerly May 21, 2005
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Tennessee Log Jammer

A sex act involving 3 guys, 1 woman and a ladder.
"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"
by khinsaia February 16, 2010
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Louisiana Log Jammer

An extremely well thought out sex act that requires advance planning. You begin by dropping a medium to large sized deuce in the toilet. Take said deuce out of the toilet, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer for 6 hours. After the deuce is thoroughly frozen, take it out and give it to your girlfriend. She then takes the deuce and proceeds to masturbate with it. As the deuce thaws, it slowly deteriorates and clogs up her pussy... hence the log jamming action.
Damian1381 convinced his girlfriend to take part in a Louisiana Log Jammer session with him. Three days later, she came down with a yeast infection.
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log jammin

the process in which a male jamz his log, also known as a really hard boner into a cavity in which it is not well suited. such as a super duper tight anus hole.
last night my boyfriend went log jammin and I can barely hold my "mud" today.
by webster-d December 24, 2008
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Tennesee log jammer

Involving two men and a ladder. Both men anally insert either end of the ladder while masturbating.

First one to cum gets to keep the ladder. The loser licks the ladder clean.
Ben and Ollie went to B&Q to try out the tennesee log jammer.

Ollie: "Unlucky Ben, looks like you've lost again!"
Ben: "Yummy!"
by neez123456789 November 13, 2017
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Tennessee Log Jammer

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1. A complicated sexual maneuver requiring 3 men and one women. With a ladder two men climb up the ladder and the women arches her body beneath the ladder. Resembling a common log jammer, then the men take consecutive dumps on her back and with the the natural "channel". Conformed of her spine the "logs" will go down. Finally the third man waits at the end with his mouth open to receive the logs.

2. When you take a large enough dump that clogs up the bathroom.

3. A standard facility in Tennessee's lumberjack industry.
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Tennessee log jammer

Guy 1#: Hey did you get the ladder?
Guy 2#: Yeah, steel, so it can hold us both!
Guy 1#: I cant wait for the Tennessee Log Jammer tonight
Guy 2#: Its gonna be sweet
Guy 3: Do I get to eat the sh!#t this time?
Guy 1 and guy 2: Its you turn, that ours sliding dumps from the girls back enter your mouth.
by Don McMillan and Co, February 15, 2010
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