Cock locking

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).

Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.

by Gyroll March 18, 2016

Loving someone who doesn't love you back

It's this type of love that makes you hurt. It makes you feel like you were helpless and lying on the ground being stomped on. Nevertheless you will keep trying because you think that's the right thing to do and you're really dumb for doing that. Then you lose your friends because nothing can compare to this one person that you must have otherwise your entire world is miserable. I guess that if you have this type of love you should just get over it and move on . But it's not that easy if they don't treat you like a jerk. It leaves you contemplating life and wondering if you should even live anymore. At least that's what happened for me.

Wow, Dolly looks depressed, why is that?

Who cares?

You're probably loving someone who doesn't love you back.

by Akaksnskd December 15, 2016

Boo loving

People who show affection towards each other and are basically sprung. They cant hear or see anything you do around them because they're too busy caught up in one another. It can be adorable and cute at times, then other times, it's sickening.

1. "Ay, you seen TiTi today?"

"Yea, she ova there boo-loving wit Ricky by tha lockers"

2. "So, what you do all day?"

"I talked to James onna phone mostly the whole day"

"Damn, yall two always boo-loving it up!"

by Twiz August 23, 2005

loling forever

Used when something is so funny, you just can't stop laughing. Often used along side brb to make it clear that the user may need a moment to recover before they can actively participate in the conversation again.

brb, loling forever.

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*loling forever*

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Person 1: Where's David?
Person 2: I sent him a funny video, he's too busy loling forever to reply right now.

by WorMzy April 20, 2010

lolington

used just like "lol" but sounds better

"Marksy is a ginger bastard".

"lolington".

by Detective Carter August 21, 2007

nigger loving ninja

A ninja who at one time or another is seen loving, dating, or in some other way pleasing a person of the Black race.

Ninja 1: So what are you doing after the mission is completed today?

Ninja 2: I'm taking my girlfriend Laquanda to popeyes chicken.

Ninja 1: Dude, you’re a nigger loving ninja.

After the dangerous mission, Kang decided to lust over an Ebony Magazine. His fellow ninjas labeled him as a nigger loving ninja.

If any of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever dated a black person, they would be considered a nigger loving ninja.

If Chuck Norris ever dated a black person (man or women), he would be considered a nigger loving ninja.

by Steve Mazzagatti July 4, 2008

Tender Loving Eye Fuck

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.

"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."

by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011