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loaftin

"What were you doing all day?"

"Just loaftin'"
by pigman September 13, 2014
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Mid-loaf crisis

Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.
I was relaxing on the toilet the other day when I had a Mid-loaf crisis. I discovered that the sport section was missing out of my morning paper.
by vizman June 11, 2009
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loaf pincher

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".
"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
by cmikes March 24, 2007
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pinch a loaf

by a February 18, 2007
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penny loafer

is a kind of shoe, like an oxford. Other countries may call it mocassin. They are called penny loafers because in the old days the shoes had a slit on top of it where a coin, a penny, a dime could be fitted, specially if wore by girls, in case they needed to make a phone call.
She likes to wear comfortable shoes, so she is always wearing penny loafers
by laura dubcovsky May 15, 2007
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dole loafers

Fila trainers that chavs wear when picking up their unemployment benefit.
Mate, your trainers are proper dole loafers!
by Yahoo Serious August 10, 2004
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Lisbon Loafers

Term adopted by fans of CBS-TV's police-procedural drama, THE MENTALIST. Came from a typically offhanded slighting remark by title character Patrick Jane (Simon Baker). Refers to the kind of just-barely-dressy beachcomber-type sandals often worn by Teresa Lisbon, co-star (Robin Tunney).

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"My firm is very conservative and frowns slightly on Lisbon Loafers, even in the summer. Actually, policy is kind of hypocritical because no one minds secretaries in them, but nonetheless it's a big turn-off to HR when a women interviews in them. Unfair, no?"

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by al-in-chgo July 6, 2010
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