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Doki Doki Literature Club 

Guy meets four girls at school. One of them is a Yandere who knows that she's in a video game. Hijinks ensue as she does what Yanderes do best.

That's all I can say without spoiling anything, assuming the word "Yandere" didn't give it away.
Doki Doki Literature Club seems like a cute game at first...but the further you go, the darker it gets. Kinda like Eversion.
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Ass Pulling Literature 

Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.
Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!

Cultured taste in literature 

The rejection of bad writing including but not limited to Twilight, Harry Potter, and other such garbage.
Sid: I like Twilight!
Lee: Ew.
Sid: You suck
Lee: I have a cultured taste in literature.

The Norton Anthology of American Literature 

1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.
Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.

commodity literature 

Any form of writting with the sole intention of generating money, usually by exploiting current social and or market trends.
Commodity literature;
Tween novels, ie Twightlight series, Harry Potter series
Romance novel, ie anything with Fabio Lanzoni featured on the cover

hard literature 

Any piece of literature that is very addictive, keeping the reader from putting it down. It can also make the reader immediately want to buy the next volume in a series, if more exist.
"My friend loaned me the first books in the Transmetropolitan series and the Preacher series; they're so friggin' cool, I need to read more!"

"I know, that's some hard literature."
hard literature by commonflux November 29, 2012

Cleveland Literature 

The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.