internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.

person one - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person two - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person one - internet-lisp

by crass312 September 7, 2009

girl lisp

When a girl talks with the same lisp that a gay guy/sorority whore does. Very common with entertainment figures and car commercial actresses.

Jay: "This girl is talking like Richard Simmons."

Pat: "Yeah man... Total girl lisp."

by 303alchemist January 14, 2014

text lisp

When a person is texting or e-mailing you and they seem to misspell every other word that they have typed

I was trying to text my cousin today but i could understand her text lisp so i just gave up

by BlakeAteYourCat April 22, 2011

Candy Cane Lisp

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.

Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.

by lolmongoose December 23, 2008

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.

Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

Anal Lisp

When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.

Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.

by mervunit69 October 1, 2021