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Black Lavender

when you spray lavender scented febrezze up your asshole, and take a shit.
Dude, i just had the best Black Lavender yesterday night.
by pornstar514 February 20, 2011
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Lavender Blonde

A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde
by CassieWin February 12, 2023
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zoeigh lavender

a beautiful queen who doesn’t deserve hate. she is very nice!
by anonymous October 8, 2020
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Lavender haze

Lavender haze = Being in love
Also: Track 1 of Taylor Swift's 10th album Midnights that's about to be released soon
The song about her mentioning her 6yr relationship with Joe Alwyn😍💜
Swifties are going crazy after hearing about Lavender haze!!
by Swiftie_Yarrow October 6, 2022
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Lavender Marriage

A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.
Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.
by Marcus Marez February 18, 2010
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Lavender Lady

A well dressed femme lesbian or bisexual woman. Most often one who has a long term relationship with a married straight appearing bisexual woman generally with the husbands knowledge and friendship often also with his sexual participation
Dude you don't have a chance with Emma She's a Lavender Lady
by 32b April 23, 2021
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