Larte

Adjective:
1 doing something or taking place after someone has shat themselves
2 belonging or taking place near the end of shat.
Adverb:
1 After the shat
2 toward the end of a shat

Oh shit! I was too larte, he'd already taken a massive fuckin' dump on the floor! Damnit Miley!!

by B.C Baldimore January 16, 2019

Larty

A girl with a serious boyfriend or husband that goes out with the intent to seduce unassuming men into a one night stand or external relationship as an aside/escape from their serious relationship. Sometimes they're in the midst of trying to jump relationships or keep you under their thumb as they ultimately prove unattainable. Word comes from the combination of Lame and Party.

flirty, farty, lame, party

Larty

Friend: I think she's into me! Keeps giving me the eyes.
You: She's such a larty, didn't you know she has a husband?

by the sunlit dregs July 7, 2010

lartard

Lacking common nerdy sense that makes no sense to ordinary people, but makes perfect sense to most people.

You're such a lartard!

by Shel-Migo November 29, 2011

Larted

When you accidentally fart while laughing. Often times the offender -- surprised by the flatulence -- will laugh longer than necessary and sometimes a little louder in hopes that anyone in the area will not have heard the gas.

Unfortunately, this only brings more attention to the situation.

Larters often leave the scene to not only out of embarrassment, but to hopefully drag the smell with them.

Dude, why'd you walk away so quickly?

I larted and I think Karen heard it.

by SickTwist February 4, 2012

Larter

To farewell your mates, cya later, goodbye.

Larter jimmy, cya tomorrow.

by Shaggilicious January 18, 2016

Lartropopo

Someone who chooses to eats instead of taking a shower

Person 1: Finished Taking a Shower?
Person 2: No, i just finished eating.
Person1: You're sucha a Lartropopo

by TheGreatOneOlbeast October 19, 2011

Larty Darty

A word that is stupid and means nothing yet can be used in everything to piss people off e.g A little bit of larty darty in my life girlee or shut up shleem Liam you stupid larty darty

Shleem liam u larty darty you

by SnoozySloth January 31, 2019