Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"

Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

by lites_out January 11, 2011

launch the pig

The opposite of jump the shark. The precise moment when you know a movie, television program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the amazing, ramped up its game, become even more unspeakably awesome, etc.; the moment you it went from good to great.

The origin of this phrase comes from the movie District 9, where a heavily-armed robotic alien battlesuit uses a gravity gun to pick up and fire a pig at an enemy.

Independence Day's launch the pig moment was when they uploaded the virus to the alien mothership.

by pipes! September 6, 2009

aborted hershey launch

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.

Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008

Rocket Launch

When a guy gets a boner and farts/shits at the same time.

Dan: Bro, that taco bell was fire af and that chick in there was hot af
Gabe: I know bro! She nearly made me rocket launch!

by RubLox June 21, 2018

Mercer County Lawnchair

Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.

Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.

by Backwoods bastard May 25, 2016

failure to launch

A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.

"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."

by groñi July 31, 2012