Laptop Camper

People who campout in the coffee shop all day with thier laptops nursing a coffee while trying to look cool.

I would love to sit down and enjoy my coffee but the tables are all filled up with laptop campers.

by Bany Ninja December 3, 2010

lakoda

A true romantic when it comes to relationships. Never settles for less in life with a true creative personality.

"Did you see what Lakoda made? Amazing! "

by Leep2013 December 19, 2016

LaPolla

The epitome of laziness and a totally anti-social person at certain points in time. Even though this may be the situation, a LaPolla is almost always a reliable good friend...when he's around.

1. "Hey does he want to hang out tonight?"
"No, for some reason he's been a total LaPolla lately"

2. "Dude why won't you answer your phone....you're still not going to answer it are you?....hello....at least respond to a text. COME ON. Of course! I forgot you were in a LaPolla mood today"

by Movies April 10, 2009

post punk laptop rap

The self-created genre that MC Lars describes his music as.

MC Lars is the originator of "post punk laptop rap"

by Richard Cawdron July 27, 2006

laptop burn

when you have a laptop sitting on your leg for a long time and the heat from the laptop burns you. more common in old laptops

after chris had a harcore chat session with his friends on his laptop he had major laptop burn.

by Sir_Schmoopy June 8, 2007

Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.

Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"

by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011

lapkin

Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.

Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.

by Jodi Hendrickson August 30, 2007