Landon

The overall perfect guy. He knows exactly how to treat a lady, won't break your heart, and expects nothing from you. He's extremely handsome, has the most amazing smile, and big brown eyes to match his brown hair. They're easy to get lost in and will make you melt every time he looks at you. He's very talented, both athletically and musically. Landon is the funniest, smartest and sweetest person you've ever met. He's very indecisive but knows exactly what to say in every situation. He's very mysterious about his personal life and no one would guess about his sorrowful past. He is truly a gentleman. He's unbelievably polite, the kind of guy a girl wants to bring home to her parents. The guy every girl dreams of marrying. He's great with both animals and kids. He has more friends than you can count, but still manages to make you feel important to him. He is quiet and shy around strangers but those who know him know his true personality.

Girl A: Who was that guy you were talking to? It's like he doesn't have any flaws!
Girl B: That was Landon, isn't he just perfect?

by The Average Teenager March 31, 2013

jonathan larson

The late, amazing writer of the musical RENT. He spent most of his life writing musicals and lived a very bohemian lifestyle. Many characters in RENT are based off of Jonathan and the people in his life. He suddenly and tragically died in his late twenties of an aortic aneurysm just before the opening night of RENT.

I love Jonathan Larson, he's amazing.

by kkoh April 29, 2006

East Lansing

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

by lolredwings April 25, 2011

East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.

John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.

by TaintStain May 8, 2008

lannon

a long bottom jack ass that farts in the bed with his nanny.

i peed on my mommy like lannon.

by jcykjt747 March 14, 2017

landon-in-spain

A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.

Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.

by joe g. November 27, 2004

Layson

Layson is a one of a kind person. Very calm and patient always trys to give his best advice. He's very understanding, extremely head strong with a heart of gold. He always notices the good.

I am very proud of my son Layson.

by Bw0913 December 20, 2016