landon-in-spain

A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.

Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.

by joe g. November 27, 2004

landon

a dad

landon

by Fax lol October 29, 2019

landmonster

a VERY unattractive woman.

That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.

by mr.gregg November 11, 2006

vietnamese landmine

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.

I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

by The Pedo Definer May 25, 2018

Landon

An annoying clown

Landon is a candy cane stealer

by Sophia🇦🇺🚅 December 9, 2019

Landmining

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

I'm going to be landmining the beach today.

by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014

Landon houle

Is a stupid ass bitch and likes to cheat and sucks a lot of dick

He’s gay landon Houle is gay

by WtfNoBixch March 31, 2019