lady lair

Female version of a man cave; a place where ladies go to do lady stuff.

She bought a floral couch for her lady lair.

by chicky2 January 6, 2009

Lard gargler

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

lard on

The state of arousal felt by a fat person when they near a pie shop, burger bar or other food outlet.

Jono was doing so well, but as he passed Greggs, he got such an uncontrollable lard on that he simply had to rush inside and buy four steak slices, three pasties and a bag of doughnuts. The twat.

by Westy1980 August 18, 2006

Laid out

getting beaten in a fight or getting bashed

This guy talked back to a cop and got laid out.

by Streetzorz May 13, 2005

will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.

You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."

by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012

Q-Laid

To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.

Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020

lardarse

yes.........'lardarse' is a derogatory term used to describe fat people who, as we all know, eat copius amounts of lard in order to achieve their portly status and the word' moderation' means nothing to them. Oh yeah and they think cheap tracksuits disguise this and they always insist they eat like 'birds'. Big giant fat birds maybe.

'jeepers! you are a complete lardarse! stop eating cake!!!'

by sharonmoore September 14, 2006