Laminavize

When a man cums uncontrollably

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: It was great, until I laminavized all over her face!

by Exumist March 12, 2019

Lainie

Lainie is the kind of person that can seem like a really happy, joyful person, but is actually hiding a lot of sad emotions. She is one of a kind so hold on to her

Person 1: Lainie is always so happy!
Person 2: I saw cuts on her wrists yesterday

by thatgurl101 June 1, 2020

lamia

A Greek mythological character. She was Zeus's mistress while he was married to Hera. Hera found out, and being the mean goddess she is, she killed all of Lamia's children, save for Scylla, whom she sent to live under a rock, and most of you probably know that. Anyway, Hera also took away her ability to blink, so Lamia could not rest from the sight of her dead children. Lamia also became a half woman half serpent sort of a creature, because of her mishap. Zeus, however, was not totally heartless. He couldn't bring her children back, but he felt sorry for his former lover and so he let her take her eyes off so she could rest. But Lamia was furious, and she was jealous of all the parents who still had their children. So, she started to suck the blood of children, as a sort of vampiress. She also had a human form of a Libyan queen. So in truth, Lamia was just in love, not evil or anything.

Lamia is not evil, just jealous and lost.

by beaminginlight November 16, 2006

lamictal

A medication used to treat seizures and bipolar disorders. In my opinion, the stuff of miracles.

"They doubled my Lamictal the other day."
"Man, that sucks. Why?"
"Ha. Remember how messed up I was yesterday? SO a high."
"Ohhh yeeaaaahhh..."

by nathalsa December 18, 2004

Laminated List

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004

Laini

sporty egg looking female that is hilarious

i’m sad i’ll go see if laini can cheer me up

by nonosegal February 24, 2019

ladmin

Collective noun denoting the mundane administrative tasks that obstruct a Lad from living life to the full, but which are quickly despatched by the Lad in question.

I have to smash out some ladmin this afternoon, but I'll be at the kickabout at 3pm.

by Ladministrator December 11, 2010