Mixed Luggage

When 2 people who each have their own emotional baggage get together.

Robyn is a divorced mom of 5 and Jeff has 3 pfa's against him, i cannot believe they are hooking up....man thats some mixed luggage!

by Usl-spct September 21, 2011

Matching Luggage

When two peaople both have bags under their eyes from lack of sleep.

We have matching luggage.

by iknouluvmi April 28, 2010

man luggage

When object of your affection is currently with another dude. Aka a trick ass mark who is with the fish you want to chip.

Man I want to ballz Jessica, she's gotta lose that man luggage "Ryan".

by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

Luggage Pioneer

When you are collecting your baggage at the airport, the person in your group who is closest to the first bags grabs everyones bag, no matter what

MAN1: Hey joe i got this one

JOE: Nah dont worry i got it man
MAN1ok?
MAN3: joe i can get mine

JOE: im being the luggage pioneer cant you see?

by EMITCH375 May 16, 2011

slut luggage

When your woman packs a bag of clothes to work everyday for the sole purpose of seeing her other man.

Have a good day honey! Oh, I see you packed your slut luggage today.

by ukonic November 7, 2015

Butt Luggage

High fat food items that when ingested increase the size of your butt.

If you keep eating all that fried butt luggage you won't be able to fit your ass out the door.

by markeydusod April 15, 2016

Butt Luggage

A polite way to say SHIT! A reference in an episode of Fairly Odd Parents.

What a pile of butt luggage.

by Butt luggage disturber December 13, 2012