Looking London, Talking Tokyo

Suffering from the medical condition of Strabismus ie. Squint-eyed, Cross-eyed, or most evocative of all Cock-eyed.

His peripheral vision must be fantastic - he's Looking London, Talking Tokyo!

by Wordoc December 2, 2013

looking ass nigga

A nigga always looking and hating on other mothafuckas. Possible snitch

Man every time I get a girl number, this nigga ruff always looking. That looking ass nigga.

by bolski March 4, 2014

Looking Up Morrowwind Cheats

An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.

John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?

by Mr. Leopard January 24, 2008

looking cushion

A cushion or pillow used by an old yenta to provide comfort while looking out the window for hours on end. Or a nickname to describe the nosey yenta themselves.

Bewitched's Gladys Kravits was quite a looking cushion.

by yentatatamous March 30, 2010

Looking for the Boston Market

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

by Jerz26 January 17, 2014

Looking for Alaska

Looking for Alaska is one of John Green's books that have been written by the author John Green. The story takes places that is divided into two parts, before and after.

Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.

After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.

If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!

Weird person I don't know or like: Have you read Looking For Alaska?

Me: *starts yodelling

WPIDKOL: u ok?

Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!

WPIDKOL: okay......?

by notamazingwords August 27, 2017

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021